because a completely exposed stomach is really going to take you places as far as combat is concerned
pink armor flashes violent red in the moonlight as an elite seizes her by the throat from behind, ripping the crackling energy sword from her weak human hands and plunging it through her exposed abdomen. spurting viscera paints the ground and the elite’s hands cherry sanguine - she gurgles with her dying breaths: “yes i’m a girl yes i play games” and her non-helmeted head cracks against the cold, unforgiving ground; her spine has snapped after the elite has thrown her frail mortal form aside in disgust.
^ That comment. *slow clap*
give, ALL the awards