thebesthomestuck: bowieisawizard: thebesthomestuck: I might as well start calling you tumblr, because you can’t take a joke Actually, people on tumblr can take a joke. This isn’t that funny. And I find it mildly offensive. are you serious
When 5th graders have facebook →
lulz-time: WHO PEED IN YOUR CHEERIOS THIS MORNING GOSH!!!!! guys remember to spell things write i was just about to screw this post and cbf reading until i saw that spider man and the cancer oh my jeesus “THAT POST GAVE ME” “CANCER” HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY HAHAHAHAH (via/follow Death by Lulz)
I wish I grew up in the 50's.
platonicteamugs: summerliketheseason: make-sweetlove: Classy women. Guys being gentlemen. cute ass relationships. Racism Sexism Homophobia Illness Segregation Cold War Constant threat of nuclear war But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
fenolfalein: my brothers were cooking a pizza but they couldn’t find the pan for it so they used a muffin pan instead and now our pizza has like 8 boobs on the bottom what sort of logic
lulz-time: IT TOOK EVERYTHING I HAD NOT TO LAUGH This post is hilarious and it’s been featured on loltime. To follow the latest, quality 1000Notes blog, click here.
sekipon: nicoception: alldressedupandnowheretogoat: Our goat likes to watch Law and Order. best goat omg look at this precious baby
so i was kinda flattered that facebook recognized...
ihasnousername: but then i remembered
milesjai: devotedcrisstian: PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one that for the longest time when I was little thought the “D” in Disney was some weird backwards G thing. …I thought I was the only one.
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO!
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?